Thursday, November 10, 2005
SEX EDUCATION
Daughter: Mom, Where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and a daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his thingy in the mommy's thingy. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Daughter: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's thingy in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and a daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his thingy in the mommy's thingy. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Daughter: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's thingy in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
# posted by ADMIN : Thursday, November 10, 2005
